The first detention slip

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Dear Mrs. and Mr. Reveler,

You might already be aware of this, but in case Xenagos has neglected to inform you, I am assigning him detention for the rest of this game. The reason is as follows:Xenagos

Xenagos has been acting out in class consistently. It is not that he himself has done too much damage to either other students, his surroundings or myself, but he gets the other students all fired up over nothing. His ability to incite rebellions among the students, while impressive, has led to severe complaints from the other participants in our activities.

I’ve taken it upon myself to discipline Xenagos in order to make sure that he refrains from other outbursts in class and assigned him the usual detention homework. For your information, this week the class is memorizing Homer’s Odyssey, and I’m expecting him to hand in his solution to Zeno’s Dichotomy paradox on Monday at the latest.

Until Xenagos has shown he is capable of interacting with other students without getting them into an inflammatory state, I will not accept him back in my class.

 

All the best,
Dragonlord Ojutai, PhD, MD, JD, MBA, LIM, OMG

 

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  1. Grim Lavamancer

     /  July 10, 2016

    “Mistur O’ju tai,
    You must have been mistakun. Xenagos ain’tnt a bad kid. He is a very nice boy, he is. Helps his mum and me with the reveling around the house, real decent ‘like. He’s gots them brains he has, like sumone real smart! But he ain’tnt a bad kid, not a single bad bone in his body, like one of them amoebas.

    Plis reconsidur takin’ him back to your class. He promisus to be good!

    With luv,
    Mister Reveler”

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